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kurt elizabeth ([personal profile] hummel) wrote in [community profile] scorched2012-04-01 07:57 pm

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[ Our model Kurt Hummel wears Alexander McQueen pyjama pants in "dark denim", a loose plain white tshirt from Urban Outfitters, and thick grey knitted socks. In fact, he looks a lot like he just climbed out of a bed in a fashion catalogue. But a little more distressed: he's pressing a hand to his temple, his lips tight and his eyes shut. ]

[ But he opens them to look at the Forge: not an accidental broadcast after all. His high, feminine voice is petulant. ]

Great. Just great. I hope you're happy, whoever you are.

[ One hand gestures down the length of his body as if to indicate his headstrong dissatisfaction with his current attire. ]

Next time you decide to drug me and kidnap me to some sleazy motel, couldja at least let me pack a change of clothes?

[ He folds his arms, scowling, and lifts his upturned nose. ]

I don't know if this is because of my father or sectionals or some sort of ... creepy ... sex ... thing, but you have officially ruined the most perfect night of my life, and no amount of retro-design cellphones or wrinkle-removal creme is going to fix it.

[ An ugh noise, and under his breath: ]

At least Christine DaaƩ got singing lessons out of the deal.

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[personal profile] warbles 2012-04-07 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
But, the crack house thing? That was an exaggeration?

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[personal profile] warbles 2012-04-08 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
... So, Rachel really did send Sunshine Corazon -- to a crack house.

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[personal profile] warbles 2012-04-08 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, well, so am I. She is my Maria.

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[personal profile] warbles 2012-04-08 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
How cheesy would it be to break into One Hand, One Heart over the network?

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[personal profile] warbles 2012-04-08 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even know if the term 'legal' is legal here.

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[personal profile] warbles 2012-04-08 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Implied. I think?