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[hummel]

[ Our model Kurt Hummel wears Alexander McQueen pyjama pants in "dark denim", a loose plain white tshirt from Urban Outfitters, and thick grey knitted socks. In fact, he looks a lot like he just climbed out of a bed in a fashion catalogue. But a little more distressed: he's pressing a hand to his temple, his lips tight and his eyes shut. ]

[ But he opens them to look at the Forge: not an accidental broadcast after all. His high, feminine voice is petulant. ]

Great. Just great. I hope you're happy, whoever you are.

[ One hand gestures down the length of his body as if to indicate his headstrong dissatisfaction with his current attire. ]

Next time you decide to drug me and kidnap me to some sleazy motel, couldja at least let me pack a change of clothes?

[ He folds his arms, scowling, and lifts his upturned nose. ]

I don't know if this is because of my father or sectionals or some sort of ... creepy ... sex ... thing, but you have officially ruined the most perfect night of my life, and no amount of retro-design cellphones or wrinkle-removal creme is going to fix it.

[ An ugh noise, and under his breath: ]

At least Christine Daaé got singing lessons out of the deal.

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[tinkerbelling]

[ She knows this too fancy pyjama. She knows it. She never did get the point of sleeping in such fine clothes but that's not even the point. After all the people from home she shouldn't be surprised -

Wait. ]

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[tinkerbelling]

To be fair, she wasn't kidnapped half of the time; more singing to her mirror and getting supreme vocal lessons while at it -

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[tinkerbelling]

[ probably not the point. ]

Kurt!

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[misomater]

Trust me, you'll get over it.

[ A severely a flat look, Kurt, because with those PJs and that prissy little 'tude ...

Andrew's following smile curls with sarcasm. ]

If it's any consolation, this place seems to be more 'mess with your head thing' than 'creepy sex thing', so ... uh. [ Have an amused snort. ] You won't need to worry about that.

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[hummel]

Actually, that's not really any consolation at all. But thanks for trying.

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[mohawks]

Oh awesome, Rachel's already explained everything. Cool.

Hey Kurt. Nice jammies.

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[hummel]

Thank you. They're Alexander McQueen.

[inflowers]

[gosh Loras doesn't quite see what's wrong with that outfit but then, he is not very familiar with Kurt's sort of fashion.]

There are a number of very good tailors in town.

[hummel]

Tailors are kind of expensive. And funnily enough, I left my wallet in my other pair of pyjamas.

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[warbles]

[ He knows that sense of style. That voice. ]

[warbles]

[ ... Kurt? ]

[warbles]

[ It's Kurt. And now the guilt from telling the network to "Move Along" sets in. ]

DONE

[warbles]

[ But - it's Kurt. ] Nice pajamas.

[ambitious]

(Oh Kurt. She's so, so very happy to see you. Even if it now means she'll have to watch two out of the three happy Glee club couples, while she's just kind of....here. But right now, there are more important things than happiness and self-pity)

Do you actually sleep in those?

(She wouldn't know, since she's never invited to the sleepovers)

[hummel]

Of course. They're incredibly comfortable.

[ Still, he's a little awkward. Only wearing one layer is practically naked. But he's happy to see her, too. ]

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[adamantined]

I really hope it doesn't end up as some creepy sex thing. Everyone's been lying about everything if that's what this place is all about.

Is your head okay?

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[hummel]

I think I just assumed, you know, waking up in a strange new place, boring motel room, video recorder.

[ It's a classic movie set up for creepy things. But he doesn't really want to talk about what might have been. ]

It's better than it was. There are people I know here.

[therainbowking]

[Renly has been looking through the various responses to this post -- and yes, his suspicions were in fact correct! So Kurt will be getting a sunny smile.]

Ah! Hello, ser. I am friends with Miss Rachel and Ser Blaine; I have heard much about you.

[hummel]

[ Something about this response makes Kurt go all British Royalty. he gives a small smile, kind of delighted that his reputation precedes him. ]

Only good things, I hope.

[thequarterback]

[So, not only does Kurt show up in Anatole, but he shows up in that?

Wait.

Still waiting.

It's starting to sink in]

Kurt! You're here too.

[hummel]

[ He's just fortunate he wears so many clothes to bed. Even when it's a bed with Blaine in it. Not that that's really a discussion he plans to have with Finn soon or hopefully ever. ]

Well, don't look too excited about it.

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[sworntovalor]

I assume you've been given all the information you so require by now, but if you still have questions I will gladly answer.

Welcome to Anatole - I am Sir Lancelot. If there is anything you need please do not hesitate to ask me.

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[hummel]

Sir Lancelot.

Seriously?

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[coy]

You sleep in that? I mean you look kind of flawless.

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[hummel]

[ The biggest cat-who-got-the-cream smile. ]

Well thank you!

[ He tosses his head just slightly. ]

Fashion never sleeps.